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Topless Wii?

Im a red-blooded male who’s interested actually consist of things that i can do with a keyboard. Most would classify this as a ‘nerd’ but you would correct, and i wish i could end that sentence differently. But hey, we are what we are, and i am a geek, and an awesome one at that.

What i am also is a ‘vintage’ gamer. What’s that? i hear my mum and others who have only just stopped laughing at Nintendo naming a console after a bodily function, well i shall tell you. Its simply my own classifacation for a guy who prefers the old school world(s) of gaming such as mario and sonic on the old snes and N64. Why? Well its not cos i suck at Halo, sure thats part of it. But its mainly cos i like original schools of thought and originality in games and if you the wikipedia entry for Mario you’ll see what i mean. They have redone, the same old ‘omg! the princess needs saving once more’ idea til its just boring to play as it is for me to blog about.

But more recently ive enjoyed the wii. Now i havent actually been able to play it, not having one, but i have enjoyed the new games and ideas such as a Wii Lightsabers and such, but if im honest the main reason ive been enjoying it is cos about a week or so ago i discovered something that i bookmarked and have only just rediscovered and i thought i would share with you.

If i were 10 year younger, besides not being able to register with facebook, i would most likely have just noticed that boys arent the only gender available (although going to an all boys boarding school for the greater portion of my teens this is highly unlikely but still), and i would be most likely enjoying the fruits of my hard summers ‘labour’ of moaning ‘dad, get me a Wii’ and getting it as a present for doing fucking A in my results… or just a consolation prize for turning up, as is again more likely the case.

If we combine the two ideas, you end up with something that doesn’t exists. See i maybe from the school of ‘over-thinking the point’ but a hot girl who likes gaming doesn’t exists, sorry, didnt mean to burst guys bubbles out there, but they don’t, you either have it or you stay in and beat the crap out of others who don’t online. BUT there is something we can do about this lads. See Nuts magazine, has gotten the right idea and knows that guys, like boobs, and also like games, and would it be great if we combined them? Intersted? thought so Click Me now currently there are 13 episodes, and aside from the pepperami adverts between each video, its pretty much what your inner teen has been begging for forever, the only way it could get better is if they were twins and had an apprpriate amount of baby oil on there hooters, oh wait….